Tequila & My Afro

princesspunani: #missing #Detroit

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:48:36 -0400

princesspunani:

#missing #Detroit

morphinginthepuhsea: awesomephilia: Wait for it…...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:33:36 -0400

morphinginthepuhsea:

awesomephilia:

Wait for it… [0:04]

LMFAAOOOOOOOO

Ahahahahahahahahaha

supamuthafuckinvillain: I used to play basketball with some of...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:31:53 -0400

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I used to play basketball with some of my boys from the hood. We’d get a few guys together to play every Wednesday night. These games were always a lot of fun, and could get pretty colorful in terms of smack-down talk. Prince caught wind of these games, and one day asked me “how come you never invite me to play?” He asked if he could join in on a game. I was surprised, but I knew that Prince liked to play basketball, in fact his brother Duane Nelson was an All-State basketball player (Prince’s lyrics “I wish I were handsome and tall like my brother” were truthful–Duane was a towering basketball star.)

Now, my crew and I were just “regular guys” so Prince’s request presented something of a dilemma. Because he’d become so famous, putting together a simple game of hoops was not just a matter of picking a court and playing. This task would require me to discover my inner “Julie McCoy”–you know, that girl from LoveBoat–who was always putting together events and people? This gathering had to be on the down-low. No flash, no calling undue attention to the game. I made a private reservation after-hours so that Prince could play without any fans or bother. The Powder Horn Park Gym was happy to accommodate us. The next hurdle was choosing the right guys to make a full team; these had to be guys who wouldn’t blab to their friends or the media. I recruited my trusted buddy Gary Webster first off and asked him to help me find guys to play. Of course, there was Duane Nelson and Gilbert Davidson. The other guys we invited we’re Rob Johnson, Pat Adams, Scott Marsh and Marvin Bond. We needed just one more guy and Davie Lewis came to mind. Davie was a great athlete; I’d known him since 5th grade and he was a competitive dude. If you looked up the word “Testosterone” in the dictionary, you’d see a picture of him. It crossed my mind that he might be a bit of a problem, but we decided to go with him and set some specific “rules” for the game as a way of keeping him in check. Unbeknownst to me, this was like asking a bull not to charge when there’s a red cape flapping in the wind.

The guidelines for the game were: no guests, no girls, no shit talking, and no getting overly-physical. We were all big guys and our games could get pretty intense. We went over the rules again on the court before Prince arrived. They all agreed to them but as I found out later, Davie made the comment to Gary “I’m gonna block his shit as soon as we start playing.”

The guys all arrived at the court in sweats and T-shirts–the usual basketball attire. We awaited Prince’s arrival at the appointed time. Well, a long blue limo pulls up (so much for keeping things on the down-low) and Prince steps out, with two friends. He was a vision in black. He wore a black shirt with long purple lace sleeves, black shorts with a belt around his waist that was 6 inches wide with a huge gold medal buckle the size of a dinner-plate, long black tights under the shorts and what looked like Chuck Taylor shoes and socks. I turned to the guys–giving them all a significant evil eye that suggested they’d better not say a word.

We start playing; let me make this perfectly clear; Prince can hoop. What the guy might lack in height he makes up for in quickness and he has a nice jumper. Clearly, the guy’s got game. Davie is guarding him and Prince is schooling him. After awhile, the other guys on the team start talking smack and giving the big guy all kinds of grief about it. Prince is killing Davie and you can see he’s getting more and more frustrated. His nostrils were flaring; he’s stomping around clearly pissed-off. The wisecracks continue until Davie can’t take it any longer. Towards the end of the game Prince goes up to shoot another jump-shot and Davie charges. He hurls his 6 feet and 215 pounds of raging bull into the air to block it. He HAMMERS Prince and the basketball goes flying into the far wall as Prince falls into the bleachers and Davie hollers at the top of his voice “THAT SHIT IS OUTTA HERE!”

The silence that followed was deafening. Nobody moved; nobody said a word. All you could hear was Davie panting. Needless to say, he was ejected from the game. His departing words were: “I told you I was gonna block that fuckin shot.”

All-in-all, the game was a good time. I still laugh when I think about how “The Purple One” made Davie see red.

— Harlan Austin, Former Director of Security Services for Paisley Park Productions

Game, Blouses

trapicana2trill: My favorite picture of me, by far I felt the...

Sun, 12 May 2013 08:58:54 -0400

trapicana2trill:

My favorite picture of me, by far

I felt the need in having this on my page.

That’s how Ruff Ryders roll…

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:05:15 -0400

That’s how Ruff Ryders roll…

ladyshears: Xo Oh, yes hunny!

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:51:58 -0400

ladyshears:

Xo

Oh, yes hunny!

"To be or not to be? Bitch I might be"

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:44:48 -0400

“To be or not to be? Bitch I might be”

- William Shakespeare (via mood-boards)

Up all night to get lucky…

Fri, 03 May 2013 01:35:53 -0400

Up all night to get lucky…

morphinginthepuhsea: thighabetic: kkkleader: Oh my fucking...

Thu, 02 May 2013 01:21:31 -0400

morphinginthepuhsea:

thighabetic:

kkkleader:

Oh my fucking god

All the cool points….Gone

chiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllll

Hahahaha

kingjaffejoffer: When I walk in the functionYou know I’m leavin...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:52:58 -0400

kingjaffejoffer:

When I walk in the function
You know I’m leavin home wit somethin

Just killed the club

kingjaffejoffer: If you don’t listen to “The Big Payback” at least once a month I don’t know what...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:42:15 -0400

kingjaffejoffer:

If you don’t listen to “The Big Payback” at least once a month I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.

mrrustyshackleford: Me on my way to fuck yo bitch

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:41:01 -0400

mrrustyshackleford:

Me on my way to fuck yo bitch

quixon: Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out Y’all cmere Come closer Lemme holla...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:42:18 -0400

quixon:

Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out

Y’all cmere

Come closer

Lemme holla at y’all a second

Y’all want this damn baby?

Blue looking like “save yourselvesssss”

beam-meh-up-scotty: ohsugarhoneyiceteaitsjoni: sheishurr: LMFA...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:15:19 -0400

beam-meh-up-scotty:

ohsugarhoneyiceteaitsjoni:

sheishurr:

LMFAO

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FUCK….YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

HAHAAAA!

Lmaoooo

Lmfaooo

spiritualboner: This is amazing. Lol cool

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:30:38 -0400

spiritualboner:

This is amazing.

Lol cool

morphinginthepuhsea: doctorwho: kawaiipiranha: I MADE A...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 00:06:05 -0400

morphinginthepuhsea:

doctorwho:

kawaiipiranha:

I MADE A CARTOON JUST FOR YOU, TUMBLR!

We thought we reblogged this last month but we were wrong.

And reblogging this now seems so so right.

the last one got me in tears….

holy shit

“I have lost the ability toucan”….Lmfaooo

zombieghoast: I didn’t think I would have to do this. My sister went to go visit my cousin down at...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:55:11 -0400

zombieghoast:

I didn’t think I would have to do this. My sister went to go visit my cousin down at Bloomington, Indiana. She left at 12 CST from the Gary area and she was to arrive sometime before 5 EST. She has not called anybody and her phone is off.

If anyone has seen my sister, please call the police. We are worried about her.

Her name is Connie Herrera. She is 5’2” and weighs 120 lbs

morphinginthepuhsea: yeahxdatsme: trillaryclinton: bruh….. he...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:54:16 -0400

morphinginthepuhsea:

yeahxdatsme:

trillaryclinton:

bruh…..

he might want to exit that strip club immediately

he in there throwing pennies.

lmfao.

yo….yo…yo…

uh uh

NOPE

NOOOOOOOPE

Chlamydia filter or nah??

DC Chillin': 15 DMV Artists You Need to Know - Lyriciss - XXL

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 04:07:37 -0400

DC Chillin': 15 DMV Artists You Need to Know - Lyriciss - XXL:

lyriciss:

Peace to XXL for showing me love as one of the top artists out of the DMV…truly means a lot.

I show a more casual side here on Tumblr, but I really do work hard with this music shit, from my songs to my full projects to my videos and vlogs…I’m always working to bring quality product to the table, and a lot of being off of my own work or the work of my team. We’re completely independent, so to get such amazing looks from people like XXL, Complex, MTV, etc…this is the shit we dreamed about from the start.

To every person reading this right now and has ever supported my music, thank you, and let’s keep it going. I fuck with y’all JUST as much as y’all fuck with me, if not even more. Let’s keep making 2013 even more major. When you see me drop new music and videos, like and reblog…if you ever wanna chop it up, hit my inbox, I answer everything.

#HVNTS

Congrats!!!! #HVNTS Next is the cover???

Why did Love Sosa start playing in my head??

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 02:58:11 -0400

Why did Love Sosa start playing in my head??